Danielle Alonzo
DanielleAlonzo

The Woman Behind Bronx ’ish

Stories From The Bronx
To The Screen And Stage.

Funny, honest work about ambition, family and all the ways life refuses to follow the plan.

Danielle Alonzo seated at the entrance to the 6 train
Portrait of Danielle Alonzo

Meet Danielle

She Tells The Kind Of Stories That Make You Laugh, Then Say, “Wait, That Is So True.”

Danielle Alonzo is a Bronx-born Afro-Latina performer, writer, director and producer. Her work lives across television, film, theatre and digital comedy, but the voice stays the same: sharp, warm, observant and completely her own.

When the stories she wanted were not waiting for her, she started making them. That instinct became Bronx ’ish, two seasons of comedy drawn from the people and situations she knew best.

Explore The Work

Selected Work

Different Worlds. One Clear Voice.

YouTube Series · Creator, Writer, Director And Star

Two seasons of funny, familiar Bronx life following an Afro-Latina actor trying to catch a break while everybody around her keeps adding to the plot.

Watch The Series

Amazon Prime Video · Veronica · Two Episodes

Danielle appears as Veronica in two episodes of the Amazon Prime Video series Fallout.

View On IMDb

CBS · Selina · Broken Promises

Danielle appears as Selina in the CBS series FBI, in the Season 2 episode Broken Promises.

View On IMDb

Denver Center For The Performing Arts · Carolina

Danielle played Carolina in the world premiere of this fast, funny comedy at the Denver Center for the Performing Arts while six months pregnant with her first child.

See The Production

One-Woman Show · Live

A personal, funny look at the woman she was, the mom she became and all the moments that made her ask the title question.

Get Tickets
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YouTube Series · Creator, Writer, Director And Star
Danielle Alonzo and a cast member in a scene from Bronx ’ish

Two Seasons · 16 Episodes

Big Dreams. Bronx Problems. Very Little Peace.

Created, written, directed by and starring Danielle, Bronx ’ish follows a Bronx woman chasing an acting career while life keeps handing her better material.

Watch The Series

Behind Bronx ’ish

Danielle Wears The
Director Hat, Too.

Step behind the camera for a quick look at Danielle creating, directing and bringing Bronx ’ish to life on set.

Danielle Alonzo smiling with a Bronx ’ish clapperboard on set
Creator · Writer · Director

Bronx ’ish On Social

10M+ Views. One Sound That Kept Going.

The clips reached millions, the comments became part of the joke and Danielle’s original sound took on a life of its own across TikTok.

10M+ Views Viral Original Sound Still Growing
See @Bronxish On TikTok

The Clip That Took Off

The One-Woman Show

How The F***k Did I Get Here?!

The Woman I Was, The Mom I Became... A Bronx ’ish Story

Flyer for How The F***k Did I Get Here?! A one woman show written and performed by Danielle Alonzo

United Solo Theatre Festival · New York Premiere

Nov 15 Sunday · 2:00 PM · 2026
Venue Theatre Row Address 410 West 42nd Street, New York, NY 10036 Written By Danielle Alonzo, who also performs all of it

An hour on the woman she was, the mom she became and every wrong turn that got her here — told the way she tells it to friends, which is to say honestly and at volume.

Get Tickets Tickets Via United Solo

Performance Gallery

Credits And Press

The Useful Stuff, Without The Digging.

Selected credits, coverage and media information for casting, venues, collaborators and press.

The Bronx ’ish Shop

A Little Bronx ’ish For The Road.

Tees and caps, made for everybody who is a little Bronx ’ish. Orders ship within 5 business days.

Red Bronx ’ish logo T-shirt shown from the front and back Everybody Eats

Bronx ’ish Logo Tee

Red · Front And Back Design · S–XXL
$35
Black Bronx ’ish embroidered cap modelled by a very small dog Embroidered

Bronx ’ish Embroidered Cap

Black Cotton · Cream Embroidery · One Size
$27

Contact And Booking

Let’s Make Something Worth Talking About.

Instagram Bronx ’ish Instagram TikTok YouTube IMDb
Email Danielle Directly: msalonzo@gmail.com
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Order Received

Thank you — it’s in.

Your order details are with Danielle. Nothing has been charged yet — here is exactly what happens now.

  1. 1 A confirmation email, within 1–2 business days. It comes from Danielle at 2bronxish@gmail.com and repeats your item, size and total.
  2. 2 A secure payment link in that same email. You pay by card through the link — never by sending card details over email or text.
  3. 3 It ships within 5 business days of payment, with tracking sent to this email address.

Nothing arrived after two business days? Check your spam folder, then email 2bronxish@gmail.com.

Bronx ’ish Shop

Place Your Order.

Send your order here and Danielle emails you a secure payment link within 1–2 business days. Nothing is charged on this page.

  • 1 · You Order Here
  • 2 · She Emails A Payment Link
  • 3 · Ships In 5 Business Days

Ships within 5 business days of payment. Size exchanges within 14 days.

Last Updated August 24, 2026

Privacy Policy

Information We Collect

When you use the contact form or place an order, we collect the name, email address, shipping address, order details and message you choose to send.

How Information Is Used

Information submitted through this website is used only to review and respond to your inquiry, fulfil your order, coordinate bookings, share requested press materials or follow up about Danielle’s work.

Form And Order Delivery

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Consent And Your Choices

Submitting a form means you agree to be contacted about your inquiry or order. You can ask Danielle to stop contacting you or request that your message be deleted by emailing the address below.

Sharing And Retention

Personal information is not sold or rented. It may be shared with service providers only when needed to operate the website, process payment or ship an order. It may be kept only as long as needed to respond, maintain reasonable business records or meet legal requirements.

Security

Payment information is handled by Shopify’s secure checkout and is never emailed or stored by Danielle. Please do not send card numbers by email or text.

Children’s Privacy

This website is not directed to children under 13 and does not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13.

External Links

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Policy Updates

This policy may be updated when the website or its services change. The latest revision date appears at the top of this notice.

Questions

For privacy questions, email msalonzo@gmail.com.

Terms And Conditions

Website Use

This website is provided for general information about Danielle Alonzo’s work, performances, credits, press, merchandise and booking availability.

Acceptance Of These Terms

By using this website, you agree to use it lawfully and in a way that does not interfere with the website, its visitors or its services.

Content Ownership

Unless otherwise noted, the writing, branding, photography, video, performance materials and other creative work on this website belong to Danielle Alonzo or their respective owners. They may not be copied, republished, altered or used commercially without permission.

Inquiries And Submissions

Sending an inquiry does not create a contract, booking or working relationship. Please do not submit confidential ideas or materials unless Danielle has agreed in writing to receive them.

Orders, Tickets And External Services

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Accuracy And Availability

Reasonable care is taken to keep information current, but dates, appearances, merchandise, links, pricing and availability may change. Information should be confirmed with the relevant venue, ticket provider or booking contact before relying on it.

No Warranties

The website is provided as available for general information. Danielle does not promise uninterrupted access or guarantee that every item will always be complete, current or error-free.

Limits Of Responsibility

To the extent allowed by law, Danielle is not responsible for losses caused by relying on outdated information, using external websites or being unable to access this website.

Changes To These Terms

These terms may be updated when the website, services or applicable requirements change. Continued use after an update means the revised terms apply.

Contact

Questions about these terms can be sent to msalonzo@gmail.com.

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Changes

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Accessibility

Our Commitment

The goal is to make this website clear and usable for as many people as possible across desktop, tablet and mobile devices.

What We Are Working Toward

The website uses readable contrast, keyboard-friendly controls, descriptive image text, clear headings and responsive layouts. Motion is reduced automatically if your device requests it. Accessibility will continue to be reviewed as content changes.

Third-Party Content

Some linked ticketing, video, social media and press websites are managed by other organizations. Danielle cannot control the accessibility of those services.

Need Help?

If you have trouble accessing information, completing the contact form or placing an order, email msalonzo@gmail.com and describe what you need.

Shipping And Returns

Shipping And Fulfillment

Orders are shipped within 5 business days of purchase. Business days do not include weekends or holidays.

Tracking And Delivery

Once your order ships, tracking information will be sent to the email address provided at checkout. Delivery time after shipment depends on your location and the shipping method selected at checkout.

Size Exchanges

Exchanges are accepted for a different size of the same item. Requests must be made within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unwashed and in their original condition with tags attached.

Returns And Refunds

All sales are final except for approved size exchanges. Original shipping charges are not refundable.

How To Start An Exchange

Email 2bronxish@gmail.com with your order number and the size you would like instead. You will receive instructions for sending the item back. After the item is received and inspected, the replacement will ship within 5 business days, subject to availability.

Questions

For questions about an order, shipping or an exchange, email 2bronxish@gmail.com.